ARIES
LA Kush Cake
LA Kush Cake is all about putting the “practicing” in “practicing homosexual.” This sensational head-heavy high will make for a perfect confidence boost and inhibition eraser, if you needed one. Pair with strawberry ice cream, mood lighting, and a healthy dose of hope you won’t be blocked by noon.
TAURUS
Blueberry Muffin
Blueberry Muffin is ideal for a pride party packed with uncontrollable laughter, or if you want to eat it three times trying to traverse the living room. This body high strikes right at your core and clears up all the tension – and fine motor control – that might be keeping you from the dance floor.
GEMINI
Pineapple Express
What better way to fuel your reunion yap sesh with your hometown beaver, husky, or otherwise friends than a trip on the Pineapple Express! This talkative, creative and energizing strain will have you speaking out of both sides of your Gemini mouth at once, and possibly even doubling up on a side or two.
CANCER
Strawnana
Strawnana is the perfect strain to enjoy once the guests have left and it’s down to the real core friend group. This euphoric and highly sociable classic lends itself to the debrief, the lore drop, the outright gossip and the stray slander. Furthermore, the party leftovers won’t eat themselves.
LEO
Tropical Cherry
Tropical Cherry is a formidable head-high sure to make its presence known. Testing your severely hindered memory against some sort of trivia or custom game show is an amusing trek with a moderate incline. Recount your friend group’s lore in custom Jeopardy!, do a 20-minute slideshow-making speedrun and present to the class or rank something on a tier list by majority vote.
VIRGO
Apple M.A.C.
Apple M.A.C. is a great hybrid with which to enjoy any sort of immersive media. Checking out a new pride flick or show will have you locked in subliminal conversation with the characters and story, while watching a friend group classic promises a delightful analytical and detail-oriented experience with which to take in the color, cinematography and music in a whole new light.
LIBRA
Zookies
Zookies is a heavy-hitting hybrid ideal for a charcuterie-style type of night, to be optimistic, and an elaborate spread of snacks and desserts, to be precise. Assemble some pride flag fruit skewers, mix glitter cocktails or THC-infused mocktails, get that penis donut from Voodoo or celebrate vaginal diversity with those cupcakes
from Sex Education.
SCORPIO
Orange Apricot
Orange Apricot is an optimistic and visuals-forward strain which makes for a strong companion to a new adventure outside the comfort zone. Its bubbly and uplifting vibe can elevate a bar hopping mission, a concert by a Khia Asylum escapee, or a drag show with a theme so niche you have to be a little scared.
AQUARIUS
Frozen Bananas
Much like the fruit itself dipped in cool whip or peanut butter on a difficult night of studying, Frozen Bananas will get you right out of any funk and set you on the course of recovery and intrinsic joy. Hit “Submit” on your essay and fall into this delightful strain which infuses a solo bedroom concert, a nature walk or a safety movie with the right amount of whole-hearted immersion.
CAPRICORN
Dante’s Inferno
Unlike the guy, some Dante’s Inferno always goes down easy. You’ll be similarly primed to slide right into a night of board or console games with your circle. I’d suggest a nice game of Clue, Mario Party or Pictionary. If nothing jumps out, try combining two or more board games and engineering your own maddening and ever-evolving house rules.
SAGITTARIUS
Gorilla Glue No. 4
Gorilla Glue No. 4 demands a day trip with the squad! A coastal hike and ravenous dinner, a dash up to Washington, or a high desert adventure (in reference to the region, of course) will take advantage of this classic’s relaxing security blanket mixed with a sense of welcome adventure.
PISCES
Space Candy
Space Candy is a sweet and potent CBD bomb that’s fittingly primed for a trip into cyberspace. Diving deep into your sprawling “Watch Later” playlist, calling up a friend for some multiplayer combat or editing a vlog to the hum of a gentle, static relaxation are some great screen-forward options.